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Beat that ass! That’s what I did today. This Chase lawsuit is now on hold thanks to just a little bit of footwork on my part. Here’s what I did:

- I filed a *courtesy* police report with Colorado Springs PD Financial Crimes unit and directed them to mail or fax it to LAPD Identity Theft Division as per the directions of the detective in Los Angeles that helped me out.

- I faxed copies of my military records, a copy of the original credit card application I got from Chase bank, and a police report I filed today to begin the fraud investigation to CFG (the collection agency).

And now I’m sitting in the clear! Next step: Sue Chase bank. They determined my “identity” solely on my SSN and first and last names. They didn’t even have my correct Date of Birth or Mother’s Maiden Name in their records and somehow they let this account open up. OBVIOUSLY someone didn’t verify their shit, which means CHA-CHING for me! Hey Chase! How about YOU pay ME!

Ah well. Time to change into civies and relax. I didn’t do shit at work, but it was a long day regardless.

-TJ